Inspired by the news item of an Indian minister urinating in public mocking SwachhBharat, a national initiative for Clean India
http://dailyasianage.com/news/70461/indian-minister-caught-urinating-in-public

It was urgent
It had to be now

I was hell bent
On doing it now

Unzipped my vent
All set now

On the wall, I sent
A warm steady flow

Security guards with guns
Protecting my rear buns

I held firmly
It gushed warmly

Aah the bliss
A simple piss