“Indians prefer phoren to desi, no. So why not in vaccines too, thought some state govts, after all they have to be atmanirbhar, no.
““..Covishield’s’ price for states have been reduced from ₹400 to ₹300 with immediate effect” said an announcement yesterday.
Hmmm, maybe if I wait, I will get 1+1 offer too( 2nd vaccination free if I take the first one).
“In the world of software, some bugs(issues) are converted into features. Not because you don’t want to fix it, but it just turned out be an interesting use case.
Well, in the current scenario, tweets on issues related to pandemic, farmers protest et al were removed at the request of government by Twitter. No more bugs! Interesting nah, how we fix the problem. A B+ approach!
Here is the article on this.
“Give me a hug”
“Hope it goes viral”
“Don’t put on the mask ”
(don’t hide emotions)
Great lines once, will get beaten if I use these now ! Jeez, how much the invisible fellow has changed us, no?
“What is most fashionable post now?
“Hi, I have been diagnosed Covid positive. Request all who have come with contact with me during the last seven days to get tested.”
Note: Not belittling the seriousness of situation, it is the tone that I find disturbing/amusing. Guess this may be more appropriate “”I am sorry I am diagnosed positive and request you take care if I have come with contact with you recently. Sorry.”””
““I appeal to my children friends, create such an atmosphere at home that people do not leave the house without work, without reason. Your stubbornness can bring huge results” – PM in his 8:45 address to the nation.
Now I know why the 10th board exams have been cancelled.
“Kids were forced to stay at home due to schools turning online. Thanks to today’s 8:45 speech, they will now contain the elders at home. Super revenge, no !
“We put laws, marshals and fines to contain. Damn, we failed. Now it is up to kids and local people to ensure micro containment. Basically it means you are on your own, dear people.
3.Chant ‘go corona go’
Still not going
5.Now open up
Life is wonderful now
Tell people Ganga maa will take care
8.Dip in Kumbh
Sh.. it is exploding (Season 2)
8.Don’t tell true numbers
9.Use statistics to feign normalcy. Use raw numbers or ratios to highlight feel good statistics.
10.Tell people to use less Oxygen
11.Announce vaccine for 18+
12.Tell states, go figure how you get them
Few more weeks to election results, then Season 3 starts!
“Our capital has always been challenged by oxygen in the air, now it has translated to cylinders too. After all, politicians need a lot of “oxygen” to be powerful, no?