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“Word-smithing”
Painting with words (poetry)  &  pictures (posters )

on NEET

In response to my post on ‘I found the secret of Indian RAAM finishers’ (26 June) where I suggested that being the doctor is key to being a RAAM finisher from India as seven of the eight RAAM finishers were doctors, my good friend Ravi suggested that I do NEET (the national level exam for engineering/medicine) and become a doctor to successfully complete RAAM. And my good friend Satish seconded that. I could not resist…

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The (sitting)running judge

Recently in India, a sitting judge was issued an arrest warrant for contempt of court by the highest court resulting in a nasty public spat that was lapped up the media. To escape arrest, he went incognito  only to be arrested today (June 21, 2017).  Note that this is a light hearted banter on this incident and not to be viewed as critical analysis.  (Acche Din means “Good days in Hindi)

on GST

A friend of mine posted on FB about GST: India will become the first country to implement a law where: Rules are not ready Softwares are not ready Businessmen are not ready Professionals are not ready Govt systems are not ready Forms are not ready It happens only in India. Inspired by this is a limerick on GST. (Acche Din means “Happy Days” in Hindi)

No cash

ATMs nowadays (post demonetisation in India) are more dry than full. Getting your money from the bank is becoming a serious challenge. “The (cash) withdrawal symptoms post demonetisation are terrible.” This is a rant on this, as a limerick.(Acche Din means ‘Good days’ in Hindi) I rant and ventbut the ATM does not vend.My cash is lentto defaulters who not mend. So, when I want my moneyit says “Sorry honey”.Certainly it ain’t funny,wait till I…

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[inside head]

What are the emotions running through my my head during a morning run. Here is a creative take on this. when i run no pre-planned route like earthworms slithering route forms inside head legs follows and run love when beats in ears cosmic energy inside head legs bounces and run wow eyes narrow channeling emptiness inside head legs springs and run laugh dog tries chasing rush inside head legs dance and run angry driver near…

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Peacock and tears

Recently a judge in Indian high court comments to media reporters: “The peacock is a lifelong celibate. It does not have sex with peahen. The peahen gives birth after it gets impregnated with the tears of the peacock. A peacock or a peahen is then born.” And I thought I knew biology! Inspired by the new age biology, here is my twist on this! The esteemed judge said: Peacock uses it only to pee. Curious…

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Brief about beef

Recently in an esteemed educational institution in India, a beef party (eating beef) was held that turned into a fisticuff between students due to violation of  religious sentiments, this was politicised and sensationalised by the media. This created a furore requiring the director of institution to step up and contain the situation. Here is is a limerick on this, as a statement from the director of the esteemed institution, purely is figment of my imagination,…

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