My tryst with wordsmithing
Jaya Ramamurthi commented on the [it is urgent] poem “Looking at the picture in the papers the minister must have thought What’s this big fuss? After all a simple piss…” The muse woke up and penned this: Enjoy! (Sorry if it is tad adult) No fuss he thought it is after all pretty wuss Until the click turned to be the pick Whoever thought that a prick could be so marketed so slick Media may…
Out of womb in nine months, I await lifelong to get into the tomb. A creative on this.
Inspired by the news item of an Indian minister urinating in public mocking SwachhBharat, a national initiative for Clean India http://dailyasianage.com/news/70461/indian-minister-caught-urinating-in-public It was urgent It had to be now I was hell bent On doing it now Unzipped my vent All set now On the wall, I sent A warm steady flow Security guards with guns Protecting my rear buns I held firmly It gushed warmly Aah the bliss A simple piss
In response to (Nandi “Tame the bull” July 1 post by Deepak). Deepak – Yes Sir, I plan to be there! I shall chant “OM” and mildly hope to be KOM challenging as many cyclists lissome but I know the magic hymn “Om Nandi Om”
In response to Arun Khannur comment on “My date” – [Wish you will have many more opportunities in near future for similar datings !! ] a date with the government is a covenant that seals your fate a sure mandate for serious ailment so you prostrate for their amusement they interrogate in severe tone astringent time to donate to their kitty they augment else I will castrate and send you to retirement don’t frustrate and take…
In response to my post on ‘I found the secret of Indian RAAM finishers’ (26 June) where I suggested that being the doctor is key to being a RAAM finisher from India as seven of the eight RAAM finishers were doctors, my good friend Ravi suggested that I do NEET (the national level exam for engineering/medicine) and become a doctor to successfully complete RAAM. And my good friend Satish seconded that. I could not resist…
Welcome Srinivas & Amit to the finish line of RAAM, the first solo Indians close to finish line now.
Recently in India, a sitting judge was issued an arrest warrant for contempt of court by the highest court resulting in a nasty public spat that was lapped up the media. To escape arrest, he went incognito only to be arrested today (June 21, 2017). Note that this is a light hearted banter on this incident and not to be viewed as critical analysis. (Acche Din means “Good days in Hindi)
A friend of mine posted on FB about GST: India will become the first country to implement a law where: Rules are not ready Softwares are not ready Businessmen are not ready Professionals are not ready Govt systems are not ready Forms are not ready It happens only in India. Inspired by this is a limerick on GST. (Acche Din means “Happy Days” in Hindi)
ATMs nowadays (post demonetisation in India) are more dry than full. Getting your money from the bank is becoming a serious challenge. “The (cash) withdrawal symptoms post demonetisation are terrible.” This is a rant on this, as a limerick.(Acche Din means ‘Good days’ in Hindi) I rant and ventbut the ATM does not vend.My cash is lentto defaulters who not mend. So, when I want my moneyit says “Sorry honey”.Certainly it ain’t funny,wait till I…