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Silly and stupid stuff that make life colourful and cheery
After CEO, what? Some of the most successful people in India have gone beyond CEO to become FEO. Oh, FEO is Fugitive Economic Offender. “A special court here on Thursday declared diamantaire XX, the key accused in the USD 2 billion Punjab National Bank (PNB) fraud case, a fugitive economic offender, on a plea of the Enforcement Directorate.He is the second businessman after YY to be declared a fugitive economic offender under provisions of the…
We Indians are damn smart! An Indian used a distant satellite and peered into thousands of images to find the crashed Chandrayaan. Another Indian smiling at all the nearby cameras walked past the immigration staff into Kailasa and none could see him going. Super ! 🙂 #sillyconFeelings (2)
Dec 5, 2019 A proud moment for India this week. An Indian takes over Alphabet to control the world and another Indian creates Kailasa and controls the heaven! Wonderful isn’t it ! #sillyconFeelings (1)
As I go to office doing the peak traffic hours of morning, I am stuck in the traffic on Old Airport Road. Lovely it is to be under the canopy of trees that is a brilliant green arch all the way ahead. A lovely cool weather with a mild sun streaming through the leaves makes it a bliss. Oh some idiots honk so that the sound waves may move the car ahead. But I am…
namma Bengaluru is a blessed place where the physical and virtual meet. When physical cars & people are stuck in a traffic jam the mobile signal is also stuck. A city of realisation. #sillyconCity (165)
The brightly painted pink nails glistened in the sun as she applied lipstick, and smoothened her hair. She then took out the mobile from her purse leisurely to make a call. Lovely sight in namma Bengaluru traffic jam. #sillyconCity(166) Well if I was the fairer sex, I would have noticed handsome hulks stretching, maybe 🙂
Roti,kapda, makhan was the slogan of grand old party in 70-80s. The salubrious city of Bangalore then transformed into a technology hub with PSUs like HAL,BEL,HMT, ISRO and Roti,kapda & makhan happened. In the 90s when we made forays into software, the Founding President of NASSCOM Dewang Mehta added “bandwidth” to the slogan. The pensioner’s paradise became Silicon City. More roti, kapda and makhan happened. When bandwidth became seriously fast and huge, we transformed to…
It looked like a full and rounded rumpJust a signature sillyconCity hump Excited, he mounted it merrilyWith soft hands on handlebar mistakenly Revolted, she threw him into spaceHe just flew and landed flat on his face Kissed the road and painting it valentine redWith a bruised ego, he slinked into hospital bed namma sillyconCity is exciting, enjoy the voluptuous curves just be gentle and grip your hands hard! (From a recent personal experience) #sillyconCity (#163)
Know why namma roads are always dug up for installing new fibre cables? Because we are a sillyconCity, where data rules. It is all about ensuring smooth flow of data below. After all, to know where all you will be stuck, you need the fast connection nah. ‘Connecting people’ in sillyconCity. #sillyconCity (#162)
On a good road, ride quality is directly proportional to tyre psi (i.e. pressure- pounds per square inch). On namma roads, ride quality is inversely proportional to road psi (potholes per square inch). So get your ‘psi’ right, don’t sigh. Road science of sillyconCity. #sillyconCity (#161)