sillycon wordsmith
Silly and stupid stuff that make life colourful and cheery
Our mayors are very objective and analytical. Every time a new mayor takes office, they count the number of potholes and furnish a weekly report of percentage filled. They do a great job, but there is no change as the denominator is close to infinity. sillycon City is really Mars with cool weather. The holey life in sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#69)
In olden days, you prayed/said grace, before a meal. Now you take a picture. Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#68)
“Well there is a 3N/4D package, do you need a semi-private, private or deluxe?”, the doctor of the large corporate hospital asked. Everything is a package now, just that this does not come with EMI option. Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#67)
“Government work is God’s work’ it says boldly on Vidhana Soudha. Well God’s work is mysterious, so now you know why Govt’s works are that way… Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#66)
Be careful when you ask info about some of our Namma Metro (Bangalore) stations while traveling. By the time you say the station name, the next station will arrive. Some of the super long Namma metro stations are:Nadaprabhu Kempegowda Station, MajesticSri Balagangadharanatha Swamiji Stn., HosahalliDr. B. R. Ambedkar Stn., Vidhana SoudhaSir M Visveswaraya Station, Central College The amazing sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#65)
He had a very social evening. Just him and his mobile with myriad social apps. Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#64)
Top THREE attitudes you should have to ride in sillyconCity: 1.Lanes & Lights are for wimps2.One-way depends on my direction 3.Ride wherever, stop whenever Road sense tips for riders in sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#63)
He bought a new apartment. He was happy that it was no water problem, thanks to the big borewell. So delighted he was, when he found the water to be sweet. Adjoining the wall ran the big open storm water drain carrying the sweetest waters of the city. The high life of sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#62)
He was worried about losing his job because he would be not be able to avail EMI programs anymore. Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#61)
The parents decided that their child needed help and sent him to tuition after school. Now the tuition teacher does the homework. Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#60)