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All about silicon city – namma Bengaluru
In the sprawling city, that is now crawlingI sit in my car very fidgety that is now trawlingFor the road is a cesspool with many a foolWho are at their worst after the cloudburst And then happens the magic, luckily not tragicSwept into man hole into a bunch of poopNamma sillycon city’s version of hyper loopI exit after a kilometre into a wide gutterJust a little sputter and off I flutterSmelly and mucky, but very…
Guide dogs assist visually impaired people to navigate the road safely. Now they are also available for assisting mobile addicted people so that they can continue watching movies while walking. The master on a leash in the #sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#103)
SMS mom. WhatsApp spouse. Slack the colleague. WebEx the client. Insta friends. Email boss. Faceless conversations in the #sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#102) Note: Inspired by Anu Ramakrishnan, she really framed the key phrases brilliantly.
Amidst horrible honking, and continual tauntingDutifully he stands, controlling traffic with handsAn arduous task, the full face covered by maskBraving dust and grime, and doing extended time He is the traffic police, a harbinger of road peace“Nodi Saar, I am fighting a daily warSolpa smile would go a long mile” Life amidst traffic in #sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#101)
Want to live happily until 100 and beyond? Come to Bengaluru and learn the ultimate philosophy – “Swalpa adjust maadi”. (“please adjust a little”) The simple life philosophy of #sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#100) Inspired by message from Putta (ಬ್ಯಾಲ ಪಿ)—Mohan Subramanyam set me up by publicly stating that he is waiting for ‘blockbuster’ for the 100th one. This was instantly seconded by Aashish Joshi and Raji Nayak. Jeez, this was serious! Having come to Bangalore…
Theirs was a movie-style romance. Both of them were watching movies while walking on the road. They bumped into each other and his head went over her heels. Google recorded this happy moment and now they walk in the same direction hand-in-hand with the other holding the mobile. A pedestrian love story in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#99)
Yellow and Red colours excite us. That is why we speed up when the traffic light turns yellow and zip when it is red. After all we are bull-headed. Just another idiot in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#98)
We love to talk to Siri, Alexa and Hey Google. But with people on their special occasions it is HBD, ATB and RIP. The brilliant techies of sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#97)
The world’s smartest company demoed showed its voice recognition and AI system with the person asking the system to setup a hair-cut appointment with the barber. The system understood the command, made the call and set up the appointment. The tech people in namma sillycon city went gaga. But seriously, an appointment with a barber to show off your smartness ? The techies of sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#96)
In this sillycon city, people proudly say they multitask. What they really mean is that they do the same tasks multiple times to get it right. The awesome people of sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#95)