Browsing Category sillyconCity

All about silicon city – namma Bengaluru

Creativity

Builders in Bangalore are very creative, building themed villas/villaments/apartments. So what may these mean?Venetian – Submerged under water during heavy rains.Palm beach – Was a coconut grove once.Serenity – In the middle of nowhere.Lakeview – Only view here, the lake going-going-gone. The high life of sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#45)

Crossing the road

Top THREE modern safe road-crossing practices in Bangalore1.Don’t look left or right, look down and cross the road.2. If you are female, stay engrossed on the phone, giggle and walk slowly.3. If you are a male, lift the hand, show the Congress symbol and continue walking. Rules of jay walking in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#43)

Helmet

He rode the bike at high speed clutching the helmet safely in his hand. After all he was a stud with ‘Studds’ proudly printed on his helmet.  Just another idiot in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#40)

Stare

Once upon a time, everyone stared at posters of beautiful women/handsome men. Now beautiful women & handsome men stare at them from the first floor glass walled gym as they await the green signal (at the traffic light). Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#39)

Sand-tan

Have you noticed that the young women in Bangalore have become very coy and demure by covering their face completely? Much more than a simple pallu.  Well, they don’t want sand-tan. Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#38)

Puppy

He saw the cute and cuddly St Bernard pup. He swiped the card and bought the fellow home. It was great fun for the next few weeks. After a couple of months when St Bernard outgrew the house, the master was at his wits end. He bundled the dog into his car, drove to the edge of the city and dumped him. Just another senseless idiot in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#37)

Early morning

A typical early morning in my neighbourhood park.The male senior citizens walk round and round discussing current politics. The senior female citizens sit on the bench busy talking to their daughters abroad over whatapp. The middle aged ladies exchange notes on local house politics. The younger generation, well they are enjoying their sleep. Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#36)