1.Light diyas
2.Bang vessels
3.Chant ‘go corona go’
Still not going

4.Shutdown
Hmmm, going

5.Now open up
6.Vaccinate
Life is wonderful now

7.Have elections
Tell people Ganga maa will take care
8.Dip in Kumbh
Sh.. it is exploding (Season 2)

8.Don’t tell true numbers
9.Use statistics to feign normalcy. Use raw numbers or ratios to highlight feel good statistics.
10.Tell people to use less Oxygen
11.Announce vaccine for 18+
12.Tell states, go figure how you get them

Few more weeks to election results, then Season 3 starts!
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