sillycon wordsmith
I interrupt the #Covid19 pandemic to bring you what just happened to me at Coles. I went to Coles to buy a bag of food for our dog as we were nearly out. I am in line for self checkout, when a woman behind me asks if I have a dog. “No “I said, adding “This is for my weight loss program”. Very curious she wanted to know more. Here it as “Biscuit”.
An interesting look at the virus that has changed out world rapidly.
Pandemic they said, as he rode through each country changing practices for the good as if setting a new world order.
In these interesting times of #Covid19, social distancing is a key method to contain the spread. The government shut schools, malls, public spaces, suggested one work from home, quarantined suspects, brilliant response really.
Some people not so brilliant are messing it up, by congregating, by running away from hospitals, by drinking liquid animal excreta to become invincible.
Was in for a rude surprise yesterday, when I reached the meeting venue a lot earlier 🙂 Jeez, I missed the Bengaluru traffic jam. Could not believe I never got stopped anywhere. Jai Corona.
Jeez, I know that videos are illustrative and help in skilling, but seriously a YouTube video on “How to clean buttocks the Indian way?”.
Now I can visualise a Udemy course on this. Jeez, sitting with a tie on a Indian toilet with a plastic mug, epic.
Corona is a real badass.
Confined to home, people are posting their indoor exercise pictures. Stick to the hall only, ok? After all, that would be the right social distance, no 🙂
A lot of my friends on FB are complaining that their genuine posts/link are being marked as going against community standards.
Jeez, #COVID19 has affected FB. And it is practicing social distancing, methinks.
A tiny invisible fellow from the east burst into the scene and out went protests and polemics. Now everyone is sitting at home busily engaged in studying at whatapp university, devouring news, some working at home, some busy suggesting traditional medicines and interesting animal concoctions that they have never tried to others. Washing hands frequently, and wishing Covid19 does not find them, they post away to glory.
Meanwhile an union minister went to the Gateway of India and chanted ‘Go corona go’ gently. Damn, until then I never knew that Covid19 understood English! Here is a creative one this as “Go Corona, go”.
When it was it cricket, it was real time score update, when it was election, it as real time seats update, in this corona season, it is watching real time update of #Covid19 cases. After all you have work from home, no.
When I was young we used the word “bunk” when we cut classes in college or did not feel like going to work. Now with #Covid19, we have a new phrase for this – “social distancing”. Super, no!