In his eighties still very active in a shrivelled frame, he was in the temple serving the devotees. Sunken eyes that are bright, lean frame still agile with tennis, sharp mind reciting stotras from memory, he lit up when he saw me. A family friend of many decades and meeting after nearly a year, we enquired eagerly about each other’s families. His son was about the same age as me, another engineer who went to…
What the *+-/^ is this ? Mathematician swearing using an arithmetic expression You •+! Logician swearing using an logical expression
The sponsored ad videos of ‘happn’ on FB sparked my muse! She found him on happn Handsome and clean shaven She sent a request for date For tomorrow night at eight Her heart now, hot cinder Little did she know That he was committed To someone on Tinder
She leaned forward and whispered: “Come on, lie down on me, let us commit the sin He said “Wait a sec, I see the one with the tan is interested too” They extended the cot and cosec-d (cosied) up, a love triangle All ‘cos of Handsome Trigonometry Note: Imagination ran riot when sin, cos, tan, cot, cosec came together, a trigonometry it was! (sin = opposite/hypotenuse | sec = hypotenuse/adjacent | tan=sin/cos & cosec is…
“What if humanised digital bots married?” He was AND-OR She was IF-THEN Their parents logical thought it would be Boolean But their marriage turned out to be Herculean She put too many conditions He quietly defaulted She caught his exceptions And sent him to the log To exit, he had to slog And give up the morning jog
Who said physics was left brained? See what happens when we apply the emotion of love to physics. #1: “Mass love” Mass got attracted to Gravity and gave birth to Weight #2: “Electric love” His high voltage charm she resisted, succumbing later, when she felt his current flow through her.
Addressing the testers graduating from CleanSoft Academy The Test Guru said: Empathise with the users and Sympathise with the developers not Empathise with developers and offer Sympathy to users Feelings are important, don’t misplace them.
What is the emotion to be scared about? Utter sadness? Intense happiness? Extreme anger? My creative take on this. What is the emotion to be scared about? utter sadness? intense happiness? extreme anger? No, tis emptiness The void inside Pure silence inside Despite chirpy buzz outside being absolutely indifferent no feelings no hatred no love no expectations no purpose no meaning nothing to live for Alone, Bored, Closed, Dull EMPTY Frustrated, Gloomy, Hapless I-don’t-care Just…
Frustrated at the equation that he not solve, he swore: “f u x” And it responded with: “y?”
A creative take on #13. One was in his prime Three was a bit odd The two evenly matched So powerful when together Destroyed everybody’s luck