Posts tagged funny

Biscuit

in Poetry on March 20, 2020 March 20, 2020

I interrupt the #Covid19 pandemic to bring you what just happened to me at Coles. I went to Coles to buy a bag of food for our dog as we were nearly out. I am in line for self checkout, when a woman behind me asks if I have a dog. “No “I said, adding “This is for my weight loss program”. Very curious she wanted to know more. Here it as “Biscuit”.

accidental escape

in Poetry on December 18, 2018 December 26, 2019

What is the thing that escapes you, but you do not want to announce?What is the situation, where you are guilty but put on your best innocent face?What is the thing that you cannot see but can feel violently? Find the answer in this funny bone creative titled “accidental escape”.