Frustrated at the equation that he not solve, he swore: “f u x” And it responded with: “y?”
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Posts tagged math
Thirteen
A creative take on #13. One was in his prime Three was a bit odd The two evenly matched So powerful when together Destroyed everybody’s luck
Creative take on statistics
When happens when you give personalities to statistical terms? Three cute micro stories. Enjoy! #1 It was very mean of statistics to divide the population and create sigma, a deviant from the standard. #2 Sigma took the median path despite mode being very mean to him. He said “Stay normal, some population are skewed”. #3 Sigma deviated and crashed into the median when the intelligent autonomous mode turned mean.
Real & imaginary
Four cute micro stories on complex numbers: #1 y asked x “Are you real?” She replied“I am imaginary ‘ #2 I solved the problem. Damn, it turned out be imaginary, not real. #3 “Life is complex”, he said. You imagine issues that are not real. #4 So real it was, an outcome of his brilliant imagination.
sexy geometry
Personalisation of mathematics. the square wooed the circle and said sweetie pi he hugged her circumference and she sized him up full length and breadth suddenly she went off tangent direct for his median on pie-r 2 they lay exposing ‘lb’s of flesh two lines met at a corner and committed a sin two other lines slept on a cot very very cosh one of them with both in this serious love triangle cone met…