In these Covid19 times, I see a lot of people on bikes riding without helmet, be it the rider or pillion. When I asked one of them as to why he was wearing head protection, he looked straight at me and said “Mask idhey-alva-na Saar” (“Mask is there no, Sir”).
Super smart no, a gem of namma sillyconCity.
Dropping off his kid at school, he returned home riding his bike in the wrong direction of the busy one-way main road. When he saw the Ganesha temple, he stopped and prayed. For the motorists who are coming opposite him, perhaps? No dearth of idiots in sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#149)
Three people on a bike, none wearing helmets, the rider busy looking at his mobile as he jumps the red signal. I love probability in namma sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#142)
The gentleman in the cement truck slowed and stopped in the middle of road, took out his mobile phone and called the customer for directions. Another gentleman sped away on his bike at the red stop light only to stop and pay his obeisance to the statue of God on the roadside. They were very mindful of the traffic jam they caused, well they just observed without any reaction. Amazing people on the roads…
What would I like to do when I see a helmet-less head-bent mobile talking rider(s) and the one who comes straight at you on the wrong side of the road? “Serenity prayer” for the road———————————————God, grant me profanity so rich that he may ruethe courage to spank his bottom black and blueand the wisdom to accomplish both without a clueJust a lot of bloody idiots in the sillycon city. The original “Serenity prayer”God grant us…
The road usage in namma sillycon city have moved on with the changing times. People walk on the roads and motorists ride on the foot path. Most of the times, everyone is everywhere. After all, in this age where we crave for equality, why distinguish a road from a foot path. Just a lot of idiots in #sillyconCity. #sillyconCity (#94)
Behind every emergency vehicle is an aspiring F1 racer or a MotoGP. When they hear the siren-wailing vehicle, they latch on to it and zip. Some of them give company to the patient in the ICU. Just a lot of idiots in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#80)
Top THREE attitudes you should have to ride in sillyconCity: 1.Lanes & Lights are for wimps2.One-way depends on my direction 3.Ride wherever, stop whenever Road sense tips for riders in sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#63)
He just did not care about the red signal. Helmet in his hand, he stylishly turned left. The posse of policemen welcomed him. They loved the game of bakra. Just another idiot in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#55)
He valued his gadgets and protected them well – tablet sleeve, laptop bag, mobile case, case for shades, bike cover. For his head, he bought the bright yellow hard top hat. Just another idiot in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#50)