In response to Arun Khannur comment on “My date” – [Wish you will have many more opportunities in near future for similar datings !! ]

a date
with the government
is a covenant
that seals your fate

a sure mandate
for serious ailment
so you prostrate
for their amusement

they interrogate
in severe tone astringent
time to donate
to their kitty they augment

else I will castrate
and send you to retirement
don’t frustrate
and take the bait

for times are changing’
we are engaging
we are raging
we are charging
we are emerging

no more foraging
no more lagging
no more begging
no more sledging
no more gouging

tis challenging
tis swinging
tis encouraging
tis bragging
tis tweeting

Achhe Din
my dear mate
but new rules, a spate

on eating
no more beef
on existence
aadhar the new proof
on saving
old money, poof
on drinking
sorry more aperitif
on taxes
gst, the new fief
on dressing
no more brief

kacche to honge
ye bacche
yeh to sach hai
din ayaaage acchhe