We citizens in Bengaluru heard a massive boom today afternoon.Thought it was the economic boom due to 20L crore infusion. Cha just missed, looks more like sonic boom.
Browsing Category sillycon
Silly and stupid stuff that make life colourful and cheery
Self
“So inspired were software developers by PM’s speech that they changed all the global variables to local variables” someone said.
I responded with “So object oriented they became that all their methods were folded into self->f()”
Atmanirbhar
How does reducing EPF percentage, or paying lower TDS deemed as fund injection, people asked in response to the claimed massive stimuli by the government. C’mon peoples, this is Atmanirbhar, no ? Use your own money to become self-reliant? Super idea, no?
Words
Covfefe sent Americans into a tizzy. Atma* speech left Indians dizzy. The first was a mistake in spelling, the second complicated telling. Super sillycon engagement.
A sillycon analysis
The effects of lock-down on driving in namma city” – A #sillycon analysis
A drink
Hmmm, seems like namma sillyconCity needed a drink. The traffic is back. The city of pubs dried and shrivelled during the dry spell of 40 days. When the liquor shops opened, after a long wait and generous swigs, the vehicles are back!
5G roads
New record created today. To silk board and back from ITPL road in 30 minutes by car. Our roads are on 5G, super no?
God & Spirit
During festivals, small temples in my area setup wooden pole queuing systems to manage crowds. The same was visible outside a liquor shop near my office in nama city. Now I understand God and Spirit are accorded the same respect.
Festival times in namma sillyconCity.
Onsite
Pre-corona, onsite posting was the carrot offered by IT service companies. Now all that is being offered by these companies is WFH. Interesting, no?
Monday
After many of weeks of working from home, this Monday is just right for drinking at office(or home). Long lines at 8:30AM today morning outside liquor shops in namma city. All in a line maintaining absolute discipline, beautifully socially distanced and waiting with a zen-line patience.