In a consumer court hearing…

The petitioner said
“Milord, I am running around in circles
to get them to fix the bug, but to no avail”
The respondent said
“Milord, I have been fair and square
when I told him to the point,
that it is a new feature”

Now they called in the tester
as a witness who poetically said:
Twas a bug that I found
“Ain’t so big”, they said
and they added..

“The users are duffer,
so they won’t really suffer
So, let’s make it a cool feature,
don’t be an irritant teacher“