ATMs nowadays (post demonetisation in India) are more dry than full. Getting your money from the bank is becoming a serious challenge. “The (cash) withdrawal symptoms post demonetisation are terrible.” This is a rant on this, as a limerick.
(Acche Din means ‘Good days’ in Hindi)

I rant and vent
but the ATM does not vend.
My cash is lent
to defaulters who not mend.

So, when I want my money
it says “Sorry honey”.
Certainly it ain’t funny,
wait till I catch you sonny.

Your ass –
I would like to spank,
publicly at the bank,
till it is black and blue.
Sorry it is crass,
but tis square and true.

Right now, I am frustrated.
However hard I try,
nothing seems to fly
for the ATMs are bone-dry.
All I can do is to sigh
and at the worst case cry.

All my savings
stored in digital bits,
inaccessible it is,
this is the pits.

If this is the path to
economic growth,
then certainly tis something
that I loath.

My money sucked as taxes
when I spend;
My money stuck in bits
when I save.

Bend it like Beckham
the government says,
I shall shove it in your rectum.

Acche din,
what a bloody spin.

So all ye
let’s all barter
and become smarter.
Not a martyr
in the new government charter.