Personalisation of mathematics.

the square wooed the circle
and said sweetie pi
he hugged her circumference
and she sized him up
full length and breadth
suddenly she went off tangent
direct for his median
on pie-r 2 they lay
exposing ‘lb’s of flesh

two lines met at a corner
and committed a sin
two other lines
slept on a cot
very very cosh
one of them with both
in this serious love triangle

cone met plane
and tried to penetrate
calmly, she chopped
and made his a frustum

differentiated by the society
limited by nought
the exponent lost all his powers
he drunk himself high
met his ex, the integral
and had sex without limits