“We implement mega plans like: remove black money via demonetisation, collect more via instant GST rollout and eradicate virus by organising kumbh, but it does not work that way maga.
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Posts tagged COVID19
Priority
“Let’s have elections, let’s have Kumbh, let’s postpone Class 12 exams and let’s cancel 10th board exams.
Amazing how the current government prioritises.
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VaaS
“””… need booster dose of vaccine within 12 months of getting vaccinated, may need to get vaccinated annually” says Pfizer CEO.
With every business into SaaS, vaccine business to VaaS model eh?
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The new achievement
“Now the in thing to boast on social media is about jab on the hand, not a bottle in the hand. “I-took-the-vaccine-smile-with-hands-pumped-up” . Watta achievement, no 🙂 . A shot of #covid19 #vaccine, just half ml.
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Supply & demand
“1 “Wipro repurposes campus into a 450 bed Covid 19 hospital in Pune” (Pune, June 11, 2020)
2 “Two stadiums, one ashram converted into Covid-19 facility for asymptomatic patients” (Bengaluru, June 23, 2020)
3 “SC takes U-turn, gives nod to Puri’s Rath Yatra amid COVID-19” (New Delhi, June 23, 2020)
Repurpose closed spaces to ensure supply of medical care, repurpose open spaces to generate demand. sillycon supply and demand.
Super, no! Atmanirbhar.
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Covid analysis
“Karnataka has far less Covid19 infections compared to other parts of India. Know why? Well we greeted this fellow with our customary greeting “Hegiddira, aarama Saar?” (“How are you, peaceful?”), the virus slowed down and got into our rhythm.
Know why Covid19 infections in Kerala is super low with low mortality. Well it is God’s own country, after all.
What happened in Tamil Nadu that it is competing to be in the top? Well a hot headed fellow in Chennai swore choicest expletives at it, guess the fellow now is wreaking vengeance.
So what about Mumbai? Well it is ‘The maximum city’ after all, sadly here too.
Why is it high in New Delhi? In a city of show offs, each one wanted this too, probably.
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Chennai intense lockdown
“Open Tasmac. Did the virus fall flat ? No.
Change place names. Did the virus get confused? No.
Damn. Let’s do intense lockdown between June 19-30 and come up with new ideas.
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Note: For non-Chennaities, a quick education.
The Tamil Nadu State Marketing Corporation (TASMAC) is a company owned by the Government of Tamil Nadu, which has a monopoly over wholesale and retail vending of alcoholic beverages in the Indian state of Tamil Nadu. It controls the Indian Made Foreign Liquor (IMFL) trade in the state.”
IST
“Nitin Jagtap posted “The peak in Covid cases in India has changed from May to June to July to August to September to October to November as of now”.
After Covid19 came to India it also follows IST (Indian Stretchable Time).
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Just forgot
“Guess I figured out why many trains got lost and umpteen flights cancelled. Well, a quarantine holiday can be a real b.. You just forget about your work, no. The train driver forgot the route, saw a sign near the railway track and then following that. You can’t do that in the skies no.Impressed that they remembered where they were working. Wait a minute, did they get their jobs mixed up
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Inspired by N Kiran Kumar who mentioned train drivers turned right when they saw a sign after getting lost. Thank you Kiran!
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Back to where I belong
I guess namma citizens in Bengaluru are happy. “At last I am back where I belong, in the traffic jam.” The waits at signals are getting longer, the city is getting back to norma.
silicon social distancing in traffic – solpa adjust maadi Saar (please adjust Sir).