“An union minister travels from Delhi to Bangalore, skips quarantine unlike the other normal citizens. Know why? Well, politicians are immune to everything.
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Posts tagged COVID19
No show
“Previously no-show meant passengers showed up late, after flight left. Now no-show means, you come in early and the plane does not show up.
“630 flights cancelled on first day after reopening of domestic flights – News in The Tribune, May 25, 2020.
Change of definitions in the post-corona world!
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VIP
Know why politicians can skip mandatory institutional quarantine after air travel? My good friend Venkatraman Pichumani illuminated me with the perfect answer – “They are VIP – Very Immune Person”. Spot on, don’t you think?
Boom
Guess citizens in Bengaluru must have heard a loud bang around 1:30PM. Earthquake? Sonic boom?
Hmmm, methinks it is 20 lakh crore coronas crashing down. Naavu athmanirbhar.
Just missed
We citizens in Bengaluru heard a massive boom today afternoon.Thought it was the economic boom due to 20L crore infusion. Cha just missed, looks more like sonic boom.
Charts to hearts
“Never thought that a non-living virus
would take away the care and loving
Never imagined that an invisible savage
could cause such collateral damage
Never fanthomed the great migration
would occur due to extreme frustration”
My feeling that “It is not just money in trillions, it is about feeling for the minions”, expressed in the creative “Charts to Hearts”.
Self
“So inspired were software developers by PM’s speech that they changed all the global variables to local variables” someone said.
I responded with “So object oriented they became that all their methods were folded into self->f()”
Atmanirbhar
How does reducing EPF percentage, or paying lower TDS deemed as fund injection, people asked in response to the claimed massive stimuli by the government. C’mon peoples, this is Atmanirbhar, no ? Use your own money to become self-reliant? Super idea, no?
Words
Covfefe sent Americans into a tizzy. Atma* speech left Indians dizzy. The first was a mistake in spelling, the second complicated telling. Super sillycon engagement.
A sillycon analysis
The effects of lock-down on driving in namma city” – A #sillycon analysis