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He revelled in jay asking as he thought pavement was for wimps. When a biker crashed into him, he saw the poster “Jesus loves you” near the headlight as he lay prostrate on the ground. Yeah right, he thought. The biker helped him get up and then he saw the poster on rear mudguard “Jesus is coming”. Damn, the stickers were placed wrongly. Stupid jays in sillycon city, pray you don’t bump into them. #sillyconCity…
A young couple walk with hands intertwined on the main road. I love the confidence of our citizens. I love the respect the drivers have for them. They honk only at the other fellow drivers, never at this lovey-dovey couple. Love is not pedestrian in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#118)
The road usage in namma sillycon city have moved on with the changing times. People walk on the roads and motorists ride on the foot path. Most of the times, everyone is everywhere. After all, in this age where we crave for equality, why distinguish a road from a foot path. Just a lot of idiots in #sillyconCity. #sillyconCity (#94)
Top THREE modern safe road-crossing practices in Bangalore1.Don’t look left or right, look down and cross the road.2. If you are female, stay engrossed on the phone, giggle and walk slowly.3. If you are a male, lift the hand, show the Congress symbol and continue walking. Rules of jay walking in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#43)
Engrossed in a giggly, lovely-dovey conversation on the mobile, she crossed the busy road, in a casual measured mode, looking down deliberately so that motorists cannot do anything, but compelled to stop. Just another idiot in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (7)