He revelled in jay asking as he thought pavement was for wimps. When a biker crashed into him, he saw the poster “Jesus loves you” near the headlight as he lay prostrate on the ground. Yeah right, he thought. The biker helped him get up and then he saw the poster on rear mudguard “Jesus is coming”. Damn, the stickers were placed wrongly.
Stupid jays in sillycon city, pray you don’t bump into them.