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During my morning walk, I noticed a guy park his SUV on the street with tyres over the footpath over fragile slabs of the drain. When I told that he is endangering walkers to walk on the road and also by breaking the slabs, he said “Gothu saar, but en maduvathu? Road-nalli park madethera car hallagethu alva?” (means “I know Sir, but what to do? If I park on the road my car will get…
What is valet parking in namma silicon city?Valet parking is using someone to park your car wherever and messing up other’s neighbourhood. #sillyconCity (#132)
Yesterday I saw a ‘Bounce’ rental-scooter discarded unmercifully on an un-tarred small side road. I pulled it up, put in on stand and discovered that its silencer was broken. Have seen ‘Yulu’ cycle discarded in ditches, near garbage dump, sometimes with no seat. Dear people of sillycon city, treat this as ‘namma’ items, with love and respect. #sillyconCity (#131)
Yes, our namma sillycon city is a city of parks. Yes you can park anywhere. The amazing sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#91)
He bought a small apartment in a crowded locality. Then he bought a luxurious BMW that costs as much as his bedroom and hall. He parks it on the road when not driving and it gets parked amidst the jam en-route to work. Amazing priority. Just another idiot in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#14)
The red shiny Volvo bus was parked right in the middle of road with a green (olive?) branch jutting out of its rear. Unmindful of the long line of backed up vehicles on a busy weekday morning, it waited peacefully for its partner to come and tie the knot. So that it can be towed! Just another idiotic sight in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (8)