We are very conscious of good work. When we accidentally lay a good road we immediately put the kala tikka (black dot) on them, the speed breakers. The mindful ride in silicon city with or without the jam. #sillyconCity (#106)
Speed breakers
Posts tagged roads
Hyper loop
In the sprawling city, that is now crawlingI sit in my car very fidgety that is now trawlingFor the road is a cesspool with many a foolWho are at their worst after the cloudburst And then happens the magic, luckily not tragicSwept into man hole into a bunch of poopNamma sillycon city’s version of hyper loopI exit after a kilometre into a wide gutterJust a little sputter and off I flutterSmelly and mucky, but very…
Hol(e)y city
sillycon city is a very hol(e)y city. We have manholes, potholes and as..h…. Hmmm, cleanse, prostrate and shed everything. The sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#76)
Pothole counting
Our mayors are very objective and analytical. Every time a new mayor takes office, they count the number of potholes and furnish a weekly report of percentage filled. They do a great job, but there is no change as the denominator is close to infinity. sillycon City is really Mars with cool weather. The holey life in sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#69)
3 road tips
Top THREE attitudes you should have to ride in sillyconCity: 1.Lanes & Lights are for wimps2.One-way depends on my direction 3.Ride wherever, stop whenever Road sense tips for riders in sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#63)
De-silting
Before the rainy season, the drains are opened and de-silted. The silt is stacked up on the roadside so that they can go back in when rains commence.After all, silt needs fresh air too. Life in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#58)
Shortcut to heaven
Blackholes trap light. Wormholes enable time travel. During the rainy season, our open manholes transport you to heaven, to the timeless place filled with light. The high life of sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#42)
Bare wires
In my neighbourhood is a display of electrifying nudity. As the evening turns dark, someone in the vicinity brings the the two bare hot wires on the electric pole together and they unite with a spark, lighting up the road. KEB does not believe in switches. (KEB is the power distribution company) Just another idiotic thing in the sillycon city. #sillyconCity (#23)