sillycon wordsmith
What happens you personalise inappropriate behaviors in computers? Three fun micro stories. Enjoy! #1: “Unzipped” When she unzipped him in front of the other files, the system shut down. #2: “Exception” When he misbehaved, she raised an exception. They ignored it and the program terminated. #3: “Corrupted” When she read it, it was all garbage & filth. “Damn he is corrupted, we need to check sum Mr File”, she said.
Does a smartphone’s biometric or face recognition have emotion? Here is a creative on this as two micro stories.
#1:
I touched her face
caressing gently
tracing a line.
She opened and
let me in displaying
the Home Screen.
#2:
When I looked at her radiant face
she opened her heart and
displayed her home screen.
I was wooing her. She continued to reject me. After continued persuasion, she agreed to meet. “Only at a public place we shall meet”, she said. Desperate, I agreed. So it was set, my date with her at 1PM yesterday at a crowded public place. Excited, I was there a few minutes before our rendezvous time. As the clock struck one, I eagerly looked for her in a sea of faces . She was not…
ATMs nowadays (post demonetisation in India) are more dry than full. Getting your money from the bank is becoming a serious challenge. “The (cash) withdrawal symptoms post demonetisation are terrible.” This is a rant on this, as a limerick.(Acche Din means ‘Good days’ in Hindi) I rant and ventbut the ATM does not vend.My cash is lentto defaulters who not mend. So, when I want my moneyit says “Sorry honey”.Certainly it ain’t funny,wait till I…
Are the various apps that we use on our phones free ? Not really. Here is my creative on this. It is all free we think we pay no cash for apps we use Search for information Locate places Connect wth friends Chat with loved ones … None ask for cash all they want is your personal details- who you are where you live what you do and a digital ID We happily furnish and go…
(December 24, 2016) In the digital world Of post, pictures, movies In the world of ones and zeroes An icy cold world What are emotions? Like- if it warms you Love- if it engages you Wow- if it fills you Sad- if it empties you Angry- if it frustrates you Like infatuation Love marriage Wow consummation Sad divorce Angry death