Biscuit

I interrupt the #Covid19 pandemic to bring you what just happened to me at Coles. I went to Coles to buy a bag of food for our dog as we were nearly out. I am in line for self checkout, when a woman behind me asks if I have a dog. “No “I said, adding “This is for my weight loss program”. Very curious she wanted to know more. Here it as “Biscuit”.

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Social distancing

In these interesting times of #Covid19, social distancing is a key method to contain the spread. The government shut schools, malls, public spaces, suggested one work from home, quarantined suspects, brilliant response really.

Some people not so brilliant are messing it up, by congregating, by running away from hospitals, by drinking liquid animal excreta to become invincible.

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Clean

Jeez, I know that videos are illustrative and help in skilling, but seriously a YouTube video on “How to clean buttocks the Indian way?”.

Now I can visualise a Udemy course on this. Jeez, sitting with a tie on a Indian toilet with a plastic mug, epic.
Corona is a real badass.

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A pi-em

When Ides of March(3.15) happened, a friend of mine set me up to create a pi-poem. It was as to create a poem with length of each word to be a digit of pi. After many frustrating attempts I modified it with length of a line(instead of word) to a digit of pi. Here is the creative as “A pi-em”, consisting of 11 lines that represents pi to 10 digits i.e 3.14159 26535 .
=> 1st line = 3 words, 2nd line=1 word, 3rd line=4 words and so on.!

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