A creative take on how news about a software system crash would be in reported today! White assaults Black, system crashes Testland/July 5, 2017, T Ashok In Gray’s SaasFactory at Testland, during the nightly build, Miss Black was brutally assaulted by an intruder. The intruder identified as Mr White, after injecting a bug was covering up his paths on his way out when Black blocked his path and raised an exception. White in retaliation, took…
Watching a war of words over a FB post on vaccinations between my good friend and others on FaceBook, I could not resist sharing the as a fun poem. I took the shot A serious nano bot It waits for the yellow and shoots every fellow Lifelong I am green Protected by the vac screen No more reds No hospital beds. My good friend does not trust the meds Collects evidence against like the Feds…
What is the emotion to be scared about? Utter sadness? Intense happiness? Extreme anger? My creative take on this. What is the emotion to be scared about? utter sadness? intense happiness? extreme anger? No, tis emptiness The void inside Pure silence inside Despite chirpy buzz outside being absolutely indifferent no feelings no hatred no love no expectations no purpose no meaning nothing to live for Alone, Bored, Closed, Dull EMPTY Frustrated, Gloomy, Hapless I-don’t-care Just…
What happens you personalise inappropriate behaviors in computers? Three fun micro stories. Enjoy! #1: “Unzipped” When she unzipped him in front of the other files, the system shut down. #2: “Exception” When he misbehaved, she raised an exception. They ignored it and the program terminated. #3: “Corrupted” When she read it, it was all garbage & filth. “Damn he is corrupted, we need to check sum Mr File”, she said.
“You are dumb”, he said I didn’t care as I was deaf too
Frustrated at the equation that he not solve, he swore: “f u x” And it responded with: “y?”
A creative take on #13. One was in his prime Three was a bit odd The two evenly matched So powerful when together Destroyed everybody’s luck
What is the advice that Mr Velocity gave to Mr Speed? Velocity told Speed Hey, you are directionless Get a vector, man
When happens when you give personalities to statistical terms? Three cute micro stories. Enjoy! #1 It was very mean of statistics to divide the population and create sigma, a deviant from the standard. #2 Sigma took the median path despite mode being very mean to him. He said “Stay normal, some population are skewed”. #3 Sigma deviated and crashed into the median when the intelligent autonomous mode turned mean.
Four cute micro stories on complex numbers: #1 y asked x “Are you real?” She replied“I am imaginary ‘ #2 I solved the problem. Damn, it turned out be imaginary, not real. #3 “Life is complex”, he said. You imagine issues that are not real. #4 So real it was, an outcome of his brilliant imagination.