Open up

Does a smartphone’s biometric or face recognition have emotion? Here is a creative on this as two micro stories.

#1:
I touched her face
caressing gently
tracing a line.
She opened and
let me in displaying
the Home Screen.

#2:
When I looked at her radiant face
she opened her heart and
displayed her home screen.

sexy geometry

Personalisation of mathematics. the square wooed the circle and said sweetie pi he hugged her circumference and she sized him up full length and breadth suddenly she went off tangent direct for his median on pie-r 2 they lay exposing ‘lb’s of flesh two lines met at a corner and committed a sin two other lines slept on a cot very very cosh one of them with both in this serious love triangle cone met…

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[it is urgent] continues..

Jaya Ramamurthi commented on the [it is urgent] poem “Looking at the picture in the papers the minister must have thought What’s this big fuss? After all a simple piss…” The muse woke up and penned this: Enjoy! (Sorry if it is tad adult) No fuss he thought it is after all pretty wuss Until the click turned to be the pick Whoever thought that a prick could be so marketed so slick Media may…

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it was urgent

Inspired by the news item of an Indian minister urinating in public mocking SwachhBharat, a national initiative for Clean India http://dailyasianage.com/news/70461/indian-minister-caught-urinating-in-public It was urgent It had to be now I was hell bent On doing it now Unzipped my vent All set now On the wall, I sent A warm steady flow Security guards with guns Protecting my rear buns I held firmly It gushed warmly Aah the bliss A simple piss

Om Nandi Om

In response to  (Nandi “Tame the bull” July 1 post by Deepak). Deepak – Yes Sir, I plan to be there! I shall chant “OM” and mildly hope to be KOM challenging as many cyclists lissome but I know the magic hymn “Om Nandi Om”

A date with the government

In response to Arun Khannur comment on “My date” – [Wish you will have many more opportunities in near future for similar datings !! ] a date with the government is a covenant that seals your fate a sure mandate for serious ailment so you prostrate for their amusement they interrogate in severe tone astringent time to donate to their kitty they augment else I will castrate and send you to retirement don’t frustrate and take…

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My date

I was wooing her. She continued to reject me. After continued persuasion, she agreed to meet. “Only at a public place we shall meet”, she said. Desperate, I agreed. So it was set, my date with her at 1PM yesterday at a crowded public place. Excited, I was there a few minutes before our rendezvous time. As the clock struck one, I eagerly looked for her in a sea of faces . She was not…

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